I love snark especially when well written. From craigslist (where I was browsing out of boredom) a reply to all those rejection letters people suffer through during their quest for employment.
Dear [person who sent rejection letter],
Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [Name of the Company]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately. I look forward to working with you. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
*snicker* An example of the things people would love to do in real life but do not.